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BELLE LULU
RAPUNZEL, RAPUNZEL, LET DOWN YOUR HAIR.

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair.

Don’t worry Prince; I’ve bought a rope from Homebase. I’ll be with you in five minutes. Wait there.”

That’s the problem with me, as I have often been told; I am too independent, which can translate as frosty on occasion. I know I am a little volcano, it just depends how enamoured I am. But, I see the point, I am not exactly the type of woman waiting to be rescued, or taken away to a tropical island. When I try the wait and see approach, nothing happens with men. Hence, I always have my own little schemes of my own as to what to do next.

Some time ago I had a surprise call from my ex-employer wanting to keep in touch. My first thought was, what does she want? However, now that she does not pay me, can I relax? Well only up to the point, I mentioned, as a single woman I am very busy and working very hard. She is allergic to the word ‘single’. When I left her employment, we went for a farewell meal together and she said in a year I would be married with children now that I have met her. I often thought her more likely to be hiding a broom stick rather than a magic wand. Incidentally she was clearly wrong

I was invited to France, but I know what would have been on her agenda, match-making. She is a modern day, Russian Emma. I imagine her check list to go something like this:

• Own yacht. • Low number of ex-wives. • Will consider adoption, (less work for the wife. • Has a discrete mistress, (less work for the wife.) • Will hire a number of slaves, (less work for the wife.) • A million credit cards because both wife and mistress are supposed to look perfect, they can’t have a job. Looking good is of utmost importance.

As opposed to my very honest Dutch friend:

• Good in bed. • Can afford to buy his own clothes. • Speaks five languages and was self taught. • Byronic moodiness. • Will not have a clue how to help you round the house. He spent his time learning five languages. Doh!

That just leaves me to figure out my own list! I think that will take about five years, and people wonder why Helen Fielding sold loads of books.

I am a very pretty and petite, London based professional companion, retro model and escort, who loves retro styles of femininity, seamed stockings and when allowed, red lips.

The issue with trying to explain more about myself is where to begin.

I always prefer to share much more in person, and leave a few surprise elements to be enjoyed. Plus, I have experienced so many different things and I continue to desire many experiences, just like any healthy woman of my age.

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