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Rituals

Retrospective blog, 2010

Trust me, because I have the mentality to try everything at least once, and twice to check if I like it, I have found myself in some odd situations. Sometimes I manage to have an out-of-body experience and then I try to observe myself, then I ask, “what on earth am I doing?”

Which brings me to a ritual which I have depended upon in cold countries; trips to the sauna. In Russia the saunas are segregated and they have different classes. Men might be envious, but it is a matter of taste. I have been sat next to Russian shot-putters, models, gold digging mistresses and greedy banker’s wives, and possibly female KGB spies. Who knows?

The saunas are so hot, that for once wearing a burka seems like a good idea. Exposed skin is likely to evaporate into Sahara dust. It certainly looks like a cult when you enter the sauna; everyone is swathed in white sheets and wearing tinker-bell hats. Then even stranger, some of these women pay to be hit with twigs. I understand the science behind it, but it must sting like lighting.

However a few weeks ago, I had an Out of Body Experience (OBE, Not from the queen) in the dampfbad. The Austrians are keen on Finnish styles saunas, so when in Rome, do as the Romans do. Naturally, I’m not prudish, but I didn’t understand the norms when it came to sharing the jacuzzi. Every two hours a body treatment was handed out to customers for usage in the sauna. The previous week, the treatment was salt, but on this occasion it was chocolate. So, there I was, sandwiched between approximately thirty naked men and women, there was no personal concern about this. It was when the sauna master appeared with the chocolate body treatment that the situation became surreal for me.

Suddenly, a stranger started to put the chocolate mud all over my body. Likewise, I was then expected to do the same. The scene looked like a minstrel reunion gone wrong. I can’t describe what it looked like on the floor of the steam room. One experience to register for life, thankfully none of my colleagues were sharing the experience with me.

I am a very pretty and petite, London based professional companion, retro model and escort, who loves retro styles of femininity, seamed stockings and when allowed, red lips.

The issue with trying to explain more about myself is where to begin.

I always prefer to share much more in person, and leave a few surprise elements to be enjoyed. Plus, I have experienced so many different things and I continue to desire many experiences, just like any healthy woman of my age.

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