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Retrospective blog, 2011.

It turns out I have been a little self-deluded. Like everyone else, I have a fantasy career that exists in an alternative universe, if I wasn’t doing my current job(s), I’ve always imagined I’d be a jazz singer. I’d be singing songs from the capitol masters, something fun and bouncy or raw and tender, particularly, Peggy Lee. Or folk/jazz music from later on in the 70’s, from Brill House singer/song-writer, Carole King, deep, resonate and personal. But it appears, I’m not that deep, vocally of course.

It’s a little vain, but I only ever wanted to sing cool songs. I think it’s in reaction to some of my earlier musical influences. Some of which, were not cool, at least not at the time. I went to a school with a rather progressive head teacher and maths teacher. Instead of the usual stock of Christian songs, our assemblies were enhanced by the songs of ‘The Beatles’ and ‘Simon and Garfunkel’. The Beatles are cool, but it must have been one of those moments in musical fashion that they weren’t.

My maths teacher’s handlebar moustache was not cool; he was in his element when my school celebrated its 25th birthday. All the pupils were required to dress up in vintage 60’s clothes for a school party. It was either that, or you were with the music teacher tastes, performing musicals. But only the real goodies and the brave took the solo parts in the choir. I was also a goody, but I was shy and I hid in the orchestra. It was certainly different from the musical influences I experienced at home….Queen, Guns and Roses, and Dolly Parton……… Somehow, I know all the verses to ‘When I’m 64’ and I’m a walking jukebox for the Queen music catalogue.

I’m deluded myself that I’ll get to sing the cool songs, I’m firmly with the goodies in Andrew Lloyd Webber land. Even though he’s earned a score of Grammies, Tony, and Golden awards; writes fantastic songs for sopranos; and he’s popular and rich, but he’s not cool. I can reach a top A, but I can’t get down to the low notes. It’s been process of elimination, (and realisation), discovered from recordings and during lessons that’s left me sulking. I’ve lost my jazz superhero. It seems I either have to wait until I’m older, or consume vast amounts of doughnuts and chocolate.

I am a very pretty and petite, London based professional companion, retro model and escort, who loves retro styles of femininity, seamed stockings and when allowed, red lips.

The issue with trying to explain more about myself is where to begin.

I always prefer to share much more in person, and leave a few surprise elements to be enjoyed. Plus, I have experienced so many different things and I continue to desire many experiences, just like any healthy woman of my age.

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